- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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A woman walks into a bar.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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