What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Sex education in Texas,

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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