- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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