- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Cripples are lame.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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