Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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