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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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