- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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