- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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