- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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