- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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