- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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