theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Anti Joke

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