Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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