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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why so serious ?

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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