- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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