a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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