- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

William wright is Gay

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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