- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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