- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A gay man watches football.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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