- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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