- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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