How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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