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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A black person dies.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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