How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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