- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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