- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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