What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Irish sobriety

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I am dyslexic

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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