- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Face...tastes like chicken!

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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