- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

No antijoke here.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

all the kids had fun

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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