Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Poker face

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Anti Joke

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