- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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