- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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