What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

I am dyslexic

Irish sobriety

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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