- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

richard is fag

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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