Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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