- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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