- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

what goes woof ? A dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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