how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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