- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A man walks into a bar

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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