So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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