How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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