- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

I'm Coming

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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