- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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