- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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