- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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