What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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96

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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