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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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