- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Women's rights.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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