how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Well this is pointless.....

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

You were born.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why didn't he finish his

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

scientology.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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