Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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